attachment is an illusion. you don’t need anyone or anything. you think you do but you don’t
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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
“Let’s have sex with a cat?” asked the zoophile. “Let’s have sex with the cat and then torture it,” says the sadist. “Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it,” shouted the murderer. “Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again,” said the necrophile. “Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it,” said the pyromaniac. There was silence, and then the masochist said: “Meow.”
Artist Whose Painting Got Mistaken For A Van Gogh Creates Adorable “Starry Night” Dog Series
(Source: boredpanda.com, via thelaughingspaceman)
My name is Gwen Stacy. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last two years, I’ve been the one and only Spider-Woman.
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lets bring back romanticism im tired of trying to be rational. were all dumb and we all want love
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Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier
Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!
Me: are you ok
Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.
honestly
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